Have It Your Way. By: The Taco Nazi

To eat the world's best taco in the world's best way, you must do the following:

1.) pick a few shreds of cheese from the taco, and pop into mouth for a "teaser."

2.) grab the saltiest, largest chip from the bag to act as a scoop of sorts.

3.) dip said chip into the watery lagoon of salsa, and scoop up as much salsa as possible.

4.) drench taco with salsa.

5.) smile at taco, and imagine what your first bite will taste like.

6.) salivate

7.) eat a few chips with salsa (the saltier, the better)

8.) dive into taco.

9.) *burp*

10.) later. rinse. repeat.